22

22.

It is my age now.

Time to grow up...

NOT!

:)

Hi.

My name is Alix.

I love cute baby fuzzy creatures.

That may just be me going back to my days as a four-year-old.

I saw this commercial today and it made my day.

Maybe made my life.

Lifted my spirits.

Whichever way you look at it, it's...

Kind of a big deal.

Watch this.

Enjoy it.

Cherish it.

LOVE it.

I buy DAWN soap now.

:)

and my favorite one is...

REID!

Realtor from Philly.

He is a gem and a peach.

And trying to find a killer combo like that is near impossible.

I seriously think this guy is adorable, not to mention sweet, genuine and an all around good guy.

If Jill doesn't choose him...

I'm free!

But, while watching tonight's episode I got the notion that none of the guys were right for her.

Kippy Kiptyn is a great guy but is totally fading out.

Poor Ed left the scene and then came back.

Bad move Ed. Undying love does not have a job as a technology consultant.

And Reid.

You are my match.

Sorry Jill.

story time.

I will try to tell this story without sounding like a mean girl.

Because, really...

I'm SO nice.

So the night before the Fourth of July,

we were walking up and down University AVE.

This place is a hip-hop and HAPPENIN' place on the Fourth...

let me tell ya.

So.

It's actually a story that takes time and understanding.

Here is the sweetened condensed version:

I dance with boy in a white shirt.

Skinny blonde girl steps in and steals my thunder.

I'm so annoyed.

We walk back down the street.

I tell Garrett my frustration with skinny blonde girl and stupid boy with white shirt who likes skinny blonde girls... (no offense to skinny blonde girls. I love them. Just not ones who steal white shirt boy right in front of me. I mean, where's the girl code here?)

Garrett understands and feels my frustration and says,

"Want me to throw my gum at him?"

In a fit of rage, I say,

"YES."

But, I'm mostly totally kidding. (I really don't want gum to hit this guy.)

Garrett proceeds to throw gum in the middle of the sidewalk.

We forget about the gum and continue our journey down University Avenue and engage in witty conversation.

1 minute later

We walk past skinny blonde girl throwing a fit and trying to pick gum out of her hair because

"Someone threw gum in my hair! WHO JUST THROWS GUM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET?!"

uh...

Apparently karma really does exist.

But, I do have a concious and I feel bad.

In a really... HA!

Sort of way.

Let freedom freaking ring.

ohhh dear...

The problem these days is that I work.

A lot.

I mean, I am grateful for my two jobs.

I actually enjoy them... for the most part.

BUT

I don't like how I am not free to do anything whenever I want.

I don't like having limitations

or telling people I can't do anything because of work.

I mean, how lame is that?

No one wants to hear that!

I have no solution to this problem.
I think though, I may find myself slightly bored.

Having all that free time.

Oh, if I could make money doing nothing.

Life would be bliss.

...sigh...